November 2009
Yall think 14th mixxy?? This boat lookinn craaaaazy!
Headed to the city to link up with everry person I know in the Tri-State areaaa.
Niggas always think they can lure you in with weed & liqz. Not tonight homie!
Boat ridde with @chooselogoism & @Millybdemented… Nigga won’t stop saying wavvyyy
Lmaooo this niggas bout to get jumped by girls?!!!
RT @RoyalPurp: @PMSHIFT i hope u ain sober my guy <—- ditto.
Soooo PSA I’m coming out DRESSED UP cuz I can only be Courtney feel me?
Checking the Weather channnell before I straighten this mopp I call “hair”
Outfit brainstorming with @Millybdemented, awwwwwww mannnn….
http://twitpic.com/nriqa - Preview of @MillyBdemented’s costume!!!
Nope, Jamaicans have a different alphabet RT @backyardbetty: Do jamaicans pronounce their H’s?
October 2009
Sooo your really cute, but your girlfriend looks like a white Ms. Piggy… I’m gona assume your stroke game is wack?? Okay.
Even this little drizzle couldn’t dampen my mood, I got planssss
Ill be damned if I let my child walk around wearing a Hannah Montana wig bitch you gona be Chaka Khan for Halloween!
Just seen the Village People come off the ferry! And I bet there headed straight to the Village.
If I looked remotely remotely Hispanic I wouldve dressed up as a Pregnant Chola with a beer & a Newport in 1 hand. Creative huh?
Last year Milana & I took 5 HOURS to get ready, tryna cut that down to 3….
Is this girl Indian!?? She got the CAKEY, its just not fairrr!
FUCK is goin onnn this aint no roll calll I’m out livinn ima be wherever I wana be when I feeeel like it.
Starvinggg, still tryna get my life together for 2nite. The 1st person I’m hitting up is my 27 year old cousin, she had me NIICE last year.
Paranormal Activity #1 in the country… Maybe I can swindle momma into givin me $ to see that & buy a nick. The last $5 for munchies = )
If white people drank some Henny or Guinness there would be no such thing as “Erectial Disfunction”
HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY @PMSHIFT!!! Love you Jimi, this birthday is gona be extra craazz cuz your celebrating w/ the Fartsies! <3 yoouu babee.
M.I.A- Hit That. Alll I wana do is zoom zoom zoom…
Finding a smoke spot w/ @crunkndonuts, I loveee our Friday dates.
Found a nice little spot by a playground, good times with my girlfriend…
WTF?? I gotta burn! Everry time I get drunk I wake upp with a bruise & shit smh.
Justin Timberlake <3
Niggas talkin bout they dunno what they doin for Halloween…. Ima get drunk, go Trick or Treating, hit up the parade & go w/ the floww
Trill shit! RT @AlistBitch: Your intuition is never wrong. Go wit the gut!
Interview With A Vampire is onnn! Shhhhh….
I just don’t understand what kind of relationships be in to be constantly arguing, fighting, jealous…. Its just a waste of energy.
Angie’s def. Betty Crocker! RT @Cherryxtc: Ok Ineed a baking assistant. Anyone? I pay in cookie chips, cake crumbs and buttercream.
A lot of Heart 2 Hearts this morning. Love really does conquer all.
Some1’s using Milanas phone… Like talking on it. And its getting me UPSET.
Holy Shittt, The People Under The Stairs is onnn! Don’t ask why I’m watching BET.
You can feel the energy shift today, clearing the clouds of il… More for Gemini http://bit.ly/3JeAow
West 4th toooo mixxy, I’m drunk & out.
OHH.
I DEADASS love Shaynaa RT @JUNGLEPUSSY: @OhCoco love u tooooooo courtellia
I’m not wit it but I’m drunk so FUCK it. Like Trey Songz this is the last time.
Wish I was a nigga so I could say “Real Mon Ah Gallis” and be takin seriously.
Awwww man, Jimi done changed his Twitter name AGAIN ——-> waddup @PMSHIFT!
Ummm Bacardi, 151 & a shot of Svedka, Happy Birthday @RoyalPurp. We livinnn tonight.
Finallly got some service, HAPPY BIRTHDAY @JUNGLEPUSSY!!!! Love You Shayyy = )
Making friends with drunk people outside with Purp.
Went the wholeee day without some1 blowin minesss, I think I deserve a shot or two.
B6 FUCK youu atttt….
Rolllinn up, budd man took 2 blastedd hours ti come, had me biting my nails & shit. I haven’t smoked since…. Tuesday but it seems longer.
With my 2 favorite boys = )
